why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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