Who wears a wallet chain?!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
there is glitter all over my balls
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