Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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