walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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