We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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