Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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