Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Still dying that you shit outside
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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