he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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