Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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