addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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