So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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