Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize