fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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