Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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