I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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