So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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