Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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