I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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