We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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