she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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