He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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