He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I think I sprained my soul last night
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
