She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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