i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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