Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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