I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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