we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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