Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Randomize
