I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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