He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
