Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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