at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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