But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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