Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
that's an acceptable place to lick
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
