hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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