North Korea, Best Korea!
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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