Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Of course I have a pirate flag
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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