I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
tell your sister to shave her snatch
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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