im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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