you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I think i got beer on your cat.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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