Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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