I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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