Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
