Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Randomize