the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Randomize
