2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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