Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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