im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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