She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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