this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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