Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
