even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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