I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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