He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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