did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
My vagina just recognized that song.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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