YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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