i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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